Hero No. 1

The Mid-day reports:

A struggling writer was trying to get an audience with Govinda to give him a narration of his film titled Baarish. He used whatever connections he had to get few precious minutes with Chi Chi.

He gave Chi Chi a narration and told him that he wanted him to play the lead role. At the end of the meeting, Govinda hugged him and said that he'd loved the story and promised him that he would do the film." He told the excited guy, 'I will not only act in your film, I will produce it too.' The writer went back to his chawl room and told all his friends and family how Govinda had agreed to be a part of his film and how he'd even finance his directorial debut. But his happiness was short-lived.

Late that night, when his phone began ringing and he saw the name Govinda flashing, he picked it up on the second ring. He answered the phone and heard Govinda sound very upset.

Then came a barrage of maa-behen gaalis from the actor. Govinda told him, "Aaj ke baad mere saamne mat aana. I will kill you. You came and narrated the script of Baarish to me, and now my children have got a bad cold, and they are suffering. It is all your fault."

It’s very nice of the dumbhead of a writer to have titled his story “Baarish”. I just wonder what trauma he would have caused our dear Hero No.1 had he written a story entitled “Aag” or “Tezaab”.